Click vs. Cap

Now you might be wondering why I am debating which pen is better, a retractable (click) pen or a pen with a cap (cap). The reason I am discussing this topic is because we are at an impasse in our society in which we cannot decide which pen is better.

The pen with a click top has a lot going for it. For instance, multiple James Bond movies show Bond using a pen with a click top as an explosive device. Not only that, but when you are using a click pen you don’t have to fear losing the cap, because there is none. This then promotes good mental health because you do not have the constant stress in which you worry what would happen if you were to misplace your cap and in turn stain your shirt. You see, by not having a cap on your pen it allows the American public to have a stress free pen which contributes to more effective workers.

If you have a pen with a cap you are constantly trying to remind yourself to put the cap back on the pen. Seeing that most plastic products that we see in the United States are manufactured in China, this could well be a preemptive strike by the Chinese Government. By that I mean by China making pens with caps and shipping them over to American offices all over the United States, they are creating workers to become increasingly stressed. This ploy by China allows the Chinese work force to become more efficient and in time we will see the manifestation of Chinas full plan. Which we all know is world domination and enslavement.
P.S. – Beware of pens with caps…..

By Gregory T.  Benson