Shuffling

Recently, something amazing has happened. The Shuffle. I'm not talking about shuffling a nice deck of cards. I'm talking about the new dance craze.

Shuffling is a new type of dance where one slides and jitters about on the floor with his feet. A move created for white people to give the illusion that they have the ability to dance. The Shuffle has been popularized by the song "Party Rock Anthem."

Shuffling is broken into two steps. The "Running Man" and the "Shuffle Step." The craze has erupted so fast that there are now "shuffle crews" who participate in frequent shuffle battles. If you haven't yet experienced shuffling for yourself, you will probably get a glimpse of it at this Saturday's Homecoming dance. Everyday I'm shufflin'.

By: Jimmy Chapman